Episode 0056 – The Legend of Joey Dimes

Once upon a time, a corrupt teamster went missing, and the world went apeshit. Over the years, many theories have surrounded the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, and this week on 16Miles2Hell, Madame Bunnie edjumacates us on the all the facts you need to know. Also this week, we discuss the great vengeance and furious anger of those butthurt over a female Doctor, and bring you the Preacher’s Pulpit and our reaction to the episode “Dallas.” Miss this episode and you’ll be swimming with the fishes, see? Continue reading Episode 0056 – The Legend of Joey Dimes

What To Do When You Get an Offer You Can’t Refuse, AKA Mafia Etiquette

Greetings and Salutations, my little kits!

I hope you all listened to this month’s History Hutch before you read this. It’s relevant. I promise!

Today, kits, we’re discussing Mafia etiquette.

You know how it is: you’re walking down the street with your friends, hanging out, trying to decide what you want to do. While discussing the options,  one of you says “Hey! I have a cousin named Joey Dimes that has a great  Italian restaurant down the street!” You love Italian food. It’s hot as balls out since it’s the middle of the Summer and you know there will be an air conditioner there. Then you realize the food will probably be free, so, you agree enthusiastically.

What’s the worst that can happen?

Maybe we don’t really need anyone to answer that, on second thought.

Regardless, your friend now has you in a precarious position. You don’t want to end up sleeping with the fishes, wearing cement shoes, or having Joey Dimes leave a horse head in your bed. Whatever will you do?

I know! Read the rest of this post before you eat at Joey Dimes’ place, it could save your life!

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