Greetings and Salutations, my little kits!
I hope you all listened to this month’s History Hutch before you read this. It’s relevant. I promise!
Today, kits, we’re discussing Mafia etiquette.
You know how it is: you’re walking down the street with your friends, hanging out, trying to decide what you want to do. While discussing the options, one of you says “Hey! I have a cousin named Joey Dimes that has a great Italian restaurant down the street!” You love Italian food. It’s hot as balls out since it’s the middle of the Summer and you know there will be an air conditioner there. Then you realize the food will probably be free, so, you agree enthusiastically.
What’s the worst that can happen?
Maybe we don’t really need anyone to answer that, on second thought.
Regardless, your friend now has you in a precarious position. You don’t want to end up sleeping with the fishes, wearing cement shoes, or having Joey Dimes leave a horse head in your bed. Whatever will you do?
I know! Read the rest of this post before you eat at Joey Dimes’ place, it could save your life!