Episode 0060 – Fuck It… also, Metallica

This week, Rick and Philip hit a limit and just fucking let it all out. This is the bitchiest episode of 16Miles2Hell you’ve ever heard! Also, some shit about Metallica and Preacher. BOOYAH! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA! Continue reading Episode 0060 – Fuck It… also, Metallica

Episode 0059 – Dawn Patrol

Political turmoil. Economic uncertainty. Religious strife. Enviromental collapse.

But hey, don’t let that get you down!

This week on 16Miles2Hell, Rick and Philip welcome the amazing Dawn Dalton, freelancer for Geek and Sundry and all-around supergeek to the Mega Action Bunker to discuss what it takes to write for Geek and Sundry, a well as some of the bullshit women have to face just to be part of fandom. Then Philip goes out of the way to deiver a deep, thoughtful, and very touching perspective on the most recent episode of Preacher. Don’t you dare miss this episode! Continue reading Episode 0059 – Dawn Patrol

Episode 0058 – It Came From the 90s

What two things go together so well that they seem like they were made for each other? If you answered ‘paintball’ and ‘retirement homes,’ then you are totally right. With that in mind, this week Rick and Philip throw caution to the wind and explore the 90’s action movie genre! Once upon a time, action flicks didn’t come with six heroes and films were shot in more than shades of grey! Discover a genre that is due to start geetting remade until the end of time any year now, and then stick around for the next edition of the Preacher’s Pulpit right here on 16Miles2Hell! Continue reading Episode 0058 – It Came From the 90s

Episode 0057 – PIP It, Baby!

This week, Rick and Philip welcome ENnie Award Winning Game Developer Eloy Lasanta of Third Eye Games, and he immediately goes wild and destroys the Mega Action Bunker with a combination of class, style, sophistication, and a whole lot of china white! Will are heroes recover from this coked-out hellscape in time to talk Preacher? Only time will tell! The Pip System! GenCon2017! All this and a bean burrito, only here on 16Miles2Hell! Continue reading Episode 0057 – PIP It, Baby!

Episode 0056 – The Legend of Joey Dimes

Once upon a time, a corrupt teamster went missing, and the world went apeshit. Over the years, many theories have surrounded the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, and this week on 16Miles2Hell, Madame Bunnie edjumacates us on the all the facts you need to know. Also this week, we discuss the great vengeance and furious anger of those butthurt over a female Doctor, and bring you the Preacher’s Pulpit and our reaction to the episode “Dallas.” Miss this episode and you’ll be swimming with the fishes, see? Continue reading Episode 0056 – The Legend of Joey Dimes

Episode 0055 – XBoxing Day

This week on 16Miles2Hell, Rick and Philip sick down with iamrickhunter of the Nerdy For Thirty podcast to discuss the only reasons Americans get the chance to make video games, the XBox! After the games and Tailspin lyrics, we bring you the next edition of the Preacher’s Pulpit wherein we discuss Preacher – Season 02 Episode 04, Victor! If you miss this one, we’ll hunt you down and shove you in a box and ship you to Zimbabwe! 16Miles2Hell starts NOW! Continue reading Episode 0055 – XBoxing Day

Episode 0054 – Urby Lovin’

What do you get when you combine a trash-can with a police car? The Urby-Mech Task Force! This week Philip and Rick welcome special guest John “Grok It” Stephenson for another round of Mechwarrior Online, where we discuss the upcoming Civil War update, the new Battletech game by Harebrained, and Mechwarrior V! Stay tuned in for the Preacher’s Pulpit, wherein we talk about Season 2, Episode 3 of the best damn show on TV. 16Miles2Hell is locked in and ready to blow! Continue reading Episode 0054 – Urby Lovin’

Episode 0053: Preacher-ing to the Choir

After a series of hadoukens and flash kicks, Rick has broken free of the terrorist prison that entrapped him, returning and merging with Philip to form SIXTEENATRON, the most powerful and jailbait robot of them all! Fueled with the power of love (and other Huey Lewis songs), SIXTEENATRON brings you stories of terror, romance, and the return of the Preacher’s Pulpit! This is an episode you don’t want to miss, because much like the rhythm, it’s gonna get you. Continue reading Episode 0053: Preacher-ing to the Choir

Episode 0051 – Playstation!

Once upon a time in Japan…

…Nintendo decided it was time to try out CD-based gaming, and they partnered with an electronics giant to create the most powerful, most sophisticated video game system ever to see the light of day. Then they said “fuck it,” and left Sony holding the tech. Only now in this late hour do they see the folly of their ways! Today, Rick and Philip welcome Ric Hunter to 16Miles2Hell and talk about all things Playstation as we look back at the awesome that was PSX. Continue reading Episode 0051 – Playstation!

Episode 0050 – Turn The Beatles Around

The 50th episode of 16Miles2Hell! Alright, fine, the 60th if you count The Lost Episodes. This week, Rick and Philip sit in for a little knowledgeification from Madame Bunnie who teaches us about Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, an album she personally endorses as “kind of a big deal.” Will Phillip overcome his fear of Ringo’s nose? Will Rick find true love sandwiched between a submarine and a giant walrus? WILL WE EVER TURN THE BEAT AROUND? Find out this week on 16Miles2Hell, the Best Damn Podcast (What)EVER! ™ Continue reading Episode 0050 – Turn The Beatles Around

Episode 0049 – Urbymech To The Rescue!

In another spine-tingling episode of #16Miles2Hell, Rick and Philip are joined by John “Grok It” Stephenson and Big Stompy Robots as they brave the Quick Game pool of Mechwarrior Online. What adventure awaits as our heroic Mechwarriors hit the battlefield armed with nothing but Urbanmechs and a smile? Spoiler: We don’t win a single match.

GIT GUD! Continue reading Episode 0049 – Urbymech To The Rescue!

Episode 0048 – Resistance is Feudal

What happens when grown adults give up life in the real world to recreate a time medieval? An awesome time, every time. This week we’re going digital into the game Life is Feudal: Your Own, where two GM’s from the immensely popular RPCLiF server stop in to school Rick and Philip on all things Feudal! Verily, thine countenance doth not wish to miss this! Continue reading Episode 0048 – Resistance is Feudal

Episode 0047 – Better Parenting Through Geekery

Just in time for helping you make poor decisions, Rick and Philip are back, this time with special guests Gretchen Reed and John Stephenson to talk about the burning topic sweeping the nation! No, not the new update to Pokemon Go, how to be the parent of a geek and how geeking can make you a better parent! It’s a very special Blossom this week on 16Miles2Hell, the Best Damn Podcast (What)Ever! Continue reading Episode 0047 – Better Parenting Through Geekery

Episode 0046 – SEGA!

Coffee? Tea? Cigarettes? SEGA!

This week Rick and Philip welcome Rick-a-Hunter of the Nerdy for Thirty Podcast to talk all things Sega, from Master System to Dreamcast. What perils await our intrepid podcasters as they brave this topic foul? Well, none… not really. It’s a podcast. The biggest danger is blood clots from sitting to long. Those are pretty serious, though! All this and less, this week on 16Miles2Hell, the Best Damn Podcast (What)Ever! Continue reading Episode 0046 – SEGA!

Episode 0045 – Megadething For Fun and Profit

Daring dorks of mystery, podcasters of might! Swoops out of the Internet, 16Miles2Hell is back. Somewhere some dumbass screams, ’cause we said he sucks! 16Miles, 2Hell is back motherfuckers. 16Miles! (Let’s get Smoot-erous). 16Miles2 (2 Hell, 2 Hell).

That’s right, Rick and Philip are back after an extended 16-A-Cation and we’re bringing the thunder with an episode dedicated to Megadeth, including our picks for the top 3 Megadeth tracks. 16Miles2Hell! Proving that talent is nowhere near as important as people say it is. Continue reading Episode 0045 – Megadething For Fun and Profit

Ogreviewed – For Honor

I really suck at writing shit, these days. Once upon a time, in the magical land of made-up memories, I wrote like a demon. Not only like a demon, but like a motivated demon that was really organized. The kind of demon that didn’t start a writing shift by turning on a video game or checking Facebook. You know, a professional, enthusiastic, and capable demon. And that’s commendable. It’s hard to be a demon and a writer at the same time; both crafts require an insane amount of time and devotion. I like to imagine that this demon found ways to combine his work. For example, while holding a hapless screaming victim over the lip of a volcano to the point where the heat of the lava is melting the captives flesh, he might be holding a tape recorder in his other hand, outlining a plot for his protagonist’s latest romantic romp while working on a llama farm.

You know, because cowboys are for loving. Continue reading Ogreviewed – For Honor

Episode 0044 – Dinner for Donners

On this, the day of the Ascension of the Cheeto in Chief, #16Miles2Hell brings you some thoughts on the post-apocalypse and other sundry topics. Madame Bunnie also joins Philip and Rick in the Action Mega Bunker, weaving a tale of intrigue and woe that will leave you hungry for more. All this and a bucket of sauerkraut on 16Miles2Hell, the Best Damn Podcast! Continue reading Episode 0044 – Dinner for Donners

Episode 0043 – East Vs. West (Ricardo Reyes)

Just when you thought it was safe to stick your tongue in a lion’s ass, Philip and Rick are back and blasting your tongue-slot with Season 3 of 16Miles2Hell! This week, Ricardo Reyes of the Nerdy for Thirty podcast joins us while we debate the best RPGs out there, and the battle between Eastern and Western RPGs. Swallow a fistful on Adderall and hope on board, this ride isn’t stopping any time soon. Continue reading Episode 0043 – East Vs. West (Ricardo Reyes)

Episode 0042 – Night of the Returning Hosts

The last episode of 2016! Get rid of this fucked up year as all the hosts of #16Miles2Hell unite and bring you one hour of totally unfiltered shenanigans. Rick and Philip welcome back Maggie and Pascual, and no one knows for sure what will become of the world once they are released. Continue reading Episode 0042 – Night of the Returning Hosts

Episode 0041 – A Y’all Tide Story

‘Tis the season to sell lots of crap, FaLaLaLaLa, Ka-CHING ching CHING! But where did this mysterious Yule originate? Rick and Philip learn from the feet of Madame Bunnie as we discover the history of Yule! Also, there may or may not be some other shenanigans happening. Find out on #16Miles2Hell! Continue reading Episode 0041 – A Y’all Tide Story

Episode 0040 – Fighting For Peace

16Miles2Hell returns from the Turkey Day Haze, ranting about shitty weeks, the DC Universe, and Stanley Kubrik flicks. Ric Reyes of the Service This! podcast invades the Mega Action Bunker and we talk about the Fighting Game genre, at least until Philip shows him the god damn door. ‘Tis the season to listnen to us bullshit, FALALALALA, LA LA LA LAAAAH. Continue reading Episode 0040 – Fighting For Peace

Roadhog is my Mofo

It’s safe to say that I have been getting into Overwatch lately, and as that is the case, it makes sense for me to write about that as my first blog post for 16Miles2Hell Blogs. So there he is, in all his glory, just to the left over there. Isn’t he awesome? A big fat guy with a gas mask, flack cannon, and a hook. It’s like Blizzard stepped into my head and said, ‘yeah, let’s make this fucker just for Thraz.’ Continue reading Roadhog is my Mofo

Episode 0039 – Big Stompy Robots (Mechwarrior Online)

Now that Rick isn’t dead and out of the hospital, 16Miles2Hell is back… with big stompy robots! This episode we record the podcast while playing Mechwarrior Online, joined by John Stephenson for the entire show! What disasters await as three incredibly distracted gamers attempt robotic warfare in the distant future? Tune in and find out.

Tomorrow, our YouTube channel will go live with the in-game footage from this podcast. In the future, it will be updated to include video capture of the people playing, and filling in as a daily source of geek news with 16M2HMAN. Stay tuned to the channel as the new year dawns. Continue reading Episode 0039 – Big Stompy Robots (Mechwarrior Online)

Episode 0038 – Halloween Spooktacular (Madame Bunnie’s History Hutch)

Beset by foul spirits bent on destroying the audio of our podcast, Rick and Phlip brave the nocturnal terrors to bring you the 16M2H HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! Listen to stuff about movies, strippers, and all things creepy until Madame Bunnie learns you the history of the season! Round it up with some Watching Westworld and you have the episode that people are calling “an episode.” Continue reading Episode 0038 – Halloween Spooktacular (Madame Bunnie’s History Hutch)

Episode 0037: Now We’re Playing with Power (Ricardo Reyes)

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Episode 0036: Chill Out (Matthew McFarland)

You know you’re locked in when you feel that Chill go down your spine. This week, Rick and Phillip talk to Matthew McFarland, Game Designer from Growling Door Games to talk about the new Monsters Kickstarter for Chill, 3rd Edition. Also, learn the secrets of Ushing from a Master Usher, and get into the first episode of Watching Westworld, a new weekly segment here on 16Miles2Hell. We still need more questions for Smoot! Write your inquiry to the good Senator in the comments below and have it answered on a future episode! Continue reading Episode 0036: Chill Out (Matthew McFarland)

Episode 0035 : Prohibitionicate (Madame Bunnie’s History Hutch)

Do you want to drink more bourbon? Sure! We all do. Now learn about the dark times, when The Man took away our right to booze! Learn about how that same The Man stops us from smoking up with whores! Also, some other stuff about other things and another super-sexy episode of 2MinutesW/Smoot. Enjoy this episode of 16Miles2Hell with 8 gallons of grain alcohol! Continue reading Episode 0035 : Prohibitionicate (Madame Bunnie’s History Hutch)

Episode 0034: Phone Sex Phil (CiR: Civilization 6)

Today on 16Miles2Hell, learn how close Philip came to a completely different career path! Learn about how 2017 might bring the APOCALYPSE, China-style. Also, the first ever spoken Completely Inaccurate Review of Civilization 6, and we are rerunning 2 Minutes with Smoot. Hitch up you pants and sing like the Duke, it’s time for 16Miles2Hell! Continue reading Episode 0034: Phone Sex Phil (CiR: Civilization 6)

Episode 0033 – Languagegeddon (Ian Harris)

Today, the ULTRA-PUTERS at the 16Miles2Hell Action Mega Bunker process the new words added to the Oxford English Dictionary, while Rick and Phillip make way for the Extra Ordinary presence that is Ian Harris! Join us on this trip through the outrageous, realizing that we now live in a world where YOLO is in the dictionary. YOLO! Continue reading Episode 0033 – Languagegeddon (Ian Harris)

Episode 0032 – Legionitis (Amoo)

What happens when you take twenty or more geeks and fill them with caffeine and a will to fight? That’s right, you get AWESOME. That’s math. MATH. This week on 16Miles2Hell, we’re talking some idiocy in politics, the seriousness of the Dakota Pipeline, and Amoo of Pax Gaming stops in to talk about raiding in World of Warcraft: Legion. Continue reading Episode 0032 – Legionitis (Amoo)

Episode 0031 – Tranformium (John Kennedy)

This week, 16Miles2Hell is more than meets the eye! John Kennedy joins us in the Action MegaBunker and faces off with Smootitron to prove that one must stand, one must fall. We also talk about Warcraft and moving, before a serious talk about police injustice, the North Dakota pipeline, and Gene Wilder. 16Miles2Hell is the right of all sentient beings! Continue reading Episode 0031 – Tranformium (John Kennedy)

Episode 0030 – We’re Back, Fuckers!


What do you get when you take two hyper-intelligent people and put them in front of a microphone? Fuck knows. The answer to that probably lies over on Star Talk. But if you have been missing your random idiocy about anything and everything, we’ve got you covered right here. Rick and Philip are back, discussing life, video games, disqualification by dick, Strange Things, Preacher, and a whole slew of bad metaphors. You can’t handle the truth with this extra-long episode of 16Miles2Hell! Fuck the Olympics. Continue reading Episode 0030 – We’re Back, Fuckers!

Episode 0029 – We Don’t Need No Stinking Guests

That’s right! Rick and Philip are more than capable of doing the podcast guest-less. So sure, nobody loves us. EVERYBODY HATES US. Think we’ll just eat worms… and talk about METAL because METAL is METAL and METAL makes us METAL. We’re going to talk about some time periods of the best music ever, and bring on the next installment of the Preacher’s Pulpit before tearing into Jewel. Also a bit about that Game of Thrones ending. You heard it here first! Strap it on and dive in to #16Miles2Hell.